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Limited Edition - Wattleseed Coffee
"Boom. All 5! Flavour overrides the heat in each of the 5. (Huge warning for the hottest DesertLime). These sauces are totally unique & amazing so I’m working on incorporating them into different dishes at the moment.. a work in progress."
Flat rate shipping $9.95 or free for orders over $80
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This one runs deep and plays dirty. Nutty wattleseed flirts with coffee and habanero, while raspberry slips in with a cheeky little "did-you-just?" sweetness. It's coffee without the caffeine, a care package on a crap day, a slow-burn love note smuggled into a firestorm.
Only 100 bottles made. When they're gone, they're gone. No encore, no second pressing, no "oh please just one more batch." This is it and this is why these bottles look different to our full time range.
The Flavour Profile:
Earthy wattleseed brings the nutty complexity, while coffee notes add depth without the jitters. Habanero delivers the heat that builds beautifully, and raspberry sneaks in with that "wait, what was that?" moment of unexpected sweetness. This isn't your average hot sauce—it's a bloody revelation.
What Our Customers Say
'I've never tasted anything like it. It's like a party in my mouth—the kind where you wake up the next morning wondering what happened but secretly planning the next one.'
Perfect With
Steak sandwich, dumpling, wings, or anywhere you want to add some beautiful chaos. It's a medium in heat level so apply liberally.
Ingredients and Allergens
Ingredients: Raspberries, Water, Coffee Habanero (7.1%), White Wine Vinegar, Ginger, Salt, Wattleseed (2.9%), Cinnamon
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Awards & Recognition
Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.
Shipping & Delivery
- Reliable & sustainable shipping: Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
- PO Boxes: Sorry, we can't ship to PO boxes
- Transparent Pricing: $9.95 flat rate shipping or FREE on orders $99+
- Track Your Order: Full tracking provided via email
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Secure Packaging: Carefully packed to arrive safely
Why Choose Thousand Apologies
- Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
- 95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
- Quality Guarantee: 30-day satisfaction guarantee
- Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste
The Fine Print
- 100% Australian ingredients
- Batch-made in Melbourne
- No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
- Gluten-free and vegan
- Award-winning recipe
- Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
Award Winning Hot Sauces
Good Local Ingredients
Crafted with locally sourced Australian ingredients—except for Tamari and Maple syrup, because we don't make these here in Australia.
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Good Australian Natives
All our sauces are made with Australian native ingredients, celebrating and supporting our country's Indigenous heritage.
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Good for the planet
Circular and zero-waste: sustainable packaging that champions recycling and reuse and we even won an award for it —Sustainable Business 2024.
Good for everyone
Every month we donate $1 from every bottle sold to a charity we believe in.