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Blood Lime Scorpion - Very Hot
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This one's like that ex who was absolutely terrible for you but impossible to forget. Dangerously seductive, wildly unpredictable, and guaranteed to leave you questioning your life choices (in the best possible way).
The Flavour Journey:
Blood lime brings a deep, almost brooding citrus intensity—think regular lime's mysterious older sibling who reads poetry and wears black. The scorpion pepper delivers heat that builds slowly, like realising you're falling for someone completely wrong for you. It starts sweet, turns complex, then hits you with a rush that leaves you breathless.
What Our Customers Say
'I've never tasted anything like it. It's like a party in my mouth—the kind where you wake up the next morning wondering what happened but secretly planning the next one.'
The Royal Melbourne Awards, Judges Comment
Judges Comment: Someone has a sense of humour as to the product description! The use of blood orange is fantastic. Whilst this is a hot sauce it is stunning. Every ingredient is identifiable yet it all comes together. If u want a hot sauce this is the one.. Deceptive aroma that doesn't smell hot! Really impressive product. Bloody hot but cleverly blended and balanced so a little sweetness and citrus is still evident. Glossy and appealing but take care with quantity unless you're a chilli with everything kind of a person.
Perfect With
Tacos, nachos, wings, or anywhere you want to add some beautiful chaos. Start small—this one doesn't play games.
Ingredients and Allergens
Ingredients: Cold Pressed Blood Orange Juice, Water, Maple Syrup, Scorpion Chilli (8%), Shallot, Vinegar, Tamari (Soy), Rain Forest Lychee, Blood Lime (3%), Coriander Seeds, Rice
Contains: Soy
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Awards & Recognition
Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.
Shipping & Delivery
- Reliable & sustainable shipping: Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
- PO Boxes: Sorry, we can't ship to PO boxes
- Transparent Pricing: $9.95 flat rate shipping or FREE on orders $80+
- Track Your Order: Full tracking provided via email
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Secure Packaging: Carefully packed to arrive safely
Why Choose Thousand Apologies
- Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
- 95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
- Quality Guarantee: 30-day satisfaction guarantee
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Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste
The Fine Print
- 100% Australian ingredients
- Batch-made in Melbourne
- No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
- Gluten-free and vegan
- Award-winning recipe
- Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
Good Local Ingredients
Crafted with locally sourced Australian ingredients—except for Tamari and Maple syrup, because we don't make these here in Australia.
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Good Australian Natives
All our sauces are made with Australian native ingredients, celebrating and supporting our country's Indigenous heritage.
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Good for the planet
Circular and zero-waste: sustainable packaging that champions recycling and reuse and we even won an award for it —Sustainable Business 2024.
Good for everyone
Every month we donate $1 from every bottle sold to a charity we believe in.