• Book of tricks (or how to become elflectic)
  • Book of tricks (or how to become elflectic)
  • Book of tricks (or how to become elflectic)
  • Book of tricks (or how to become elflectic)

Book of tricks (or how to become elflectic)

Regular price $56.00

Apologetically Elfletic (limited stock)

A tasting kit made for those who can't live without their hot sauce. Whether you need to hide it in this 'book' to avoid offending the host or show your commitment to being as Christmasy as ever (elfletic - in an over the top kind of way), this will hide a multitude of sins.

 

Ditch the box in favour of discretion—the bottles will be your perfect companion. Choose your flavour, and it’ll slip into whatever you need—your pocket, handbag, manbag, glovebox or your desk drawer.

What's Inside:
The book opens to reveal five 30ml tasting bottles of Thousand Apologies current batch. See below for details on each flavour

 

Author's Notes:
A book about training to be elflectic

 

Pairing:
Ceviche, tacos, scrambled eggs, cheese boards, salads, burgers, dumplings, Ribs, sandwiches, beans, grilled tofu, marinades, pulled pork. 

 


Finger Lime x Jalapeño
The feisty Finger Lime x Jalapeño is made with Australian native finger lime for its zing and pepperberry for its umami, then combined with bright jalapeños, slow-cooked onions, and garlic to deliver mild umami goodness. Not your usual jalapeño hot sauce.

Heat Level — Mild
Chillies — Jalapeño
Try it with — Ceviche, tacos, scrambled eggs, cheese boards, salads

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Davidson Plum x Habanero
The racy Davidson x Habanero champions Australia's native Davidson plum for a tangy kick, blends it with bold, fruity Habaneros, and rounds it off with ginger and muscovado sugar—delivering hot sauce lovers the perfect balance of pep and flavour.

Heat Level — Medium
Chillies — Habanero
Try it with — Yogurt to make a dip, omelettes, chicken parmas, burgers, dumplings

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Kakadu x Jalapeño
Hotter than your usual Jalapeño sauce, this one has aniseed tones. It heroes Kakadu plum and Jalapeño, spiked with some extra hot chillies for a little more kick. Pressed green apple juice makes for a sugar-free alternative, and it's finished with ginger, Vietnamese mint, coriander, and fennel giving the sauce a bright herby tone.

Heat Level — Hot
Chillies — Jalapeño and Extra Hot Chilli Mix
Try it with — Pies, pho, soups, souvlakis, wraps, burgers

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Blood Lime x Scorpion
This peppy, smoky sauce channels the essence of a barbecue without sticking to the script. It’s built on the bold tang of blood lime and blood orange with a dash of rainforest lychee adding a tamarind tone. A dash of tamari brings a salty depth, while a touch of maple syrup delivers the sweetness you never knew your barbecue sauce was missing—perfect for those seeking something deep and bold.

Heat Level — Very Hot
Chillies — Scorpion
Try it with — Ribs, sandwiches, beans, grilled tofu, marinades, pulled pork

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Desert Lime x Carolina
The ouchy Desert Lime x Carolina sauce heroes Australian native desert lime, pepperberry, and the deadly Carolina Reaper. Add organic apple cider vinegar, garlic, and muscovado sugar for a giddy, caramelly flavour bomb.

Heat Level — Super Hot
Chillies — Carolina Reaper
Try it with — Sangas, pies, toasties, swirled through hummus, Pico de Gallo

Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.

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→Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
→95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
→Quality Guarantee: 30-day satisfaction guarantee
→Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste

→ 100% Australian ingredients
→ Batch-made in Melbourne
→ No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
→ Gluten-free and vegan
→ Award-winning recipe
→ Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide

Welcome to the Thousand Apologies fold.