Hot Trois – Three Hot Flavours
Perfect for those dipping their toes into the world of Thousand Apologies: it hits all the right notes for you aficionados and chilli addicts. Like dating—start gentle, work your way up, find your perfect match.
What's Inside (in order of heat level)
🌶️🌶️🌶️ Kakadu x Jalapeno (Hot)
Combined with jalapeños and a little extra hot chilli to make it more interesting. This one is bright and super herby. It's the kind of sophisticated spice that makes you feel worldly just eating it.
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Blood Lime x Scorpion (Hotter)
Blood lime brings a deep, smokey and citrus intensity—think regular lime's mysterious older sibling who reads poetry and wears black. The scorpion pepper delivers heat that builds fast, like realising you're falling for someone completely wrong for you but it's too late.
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Desert Lime x Carolina (Extra Hot)
The intense one. Australian native desert lime for earthy citrus, aromatic pepperberry, and the fiery Carolina Reaper. Caramelly flavour first, heat follows. It's a creeper.
Awards & Recognition
Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.
Shipping & Delivery
- Reliable & sustainable shipping: Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
- PO Boxes: Sorry, we can't ship to PO boxes
- Transparent Pricing: $9.95 flat rate shipping or FREE on orders $99+
- Track Your Order: Full tracking provided via email
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Secure Packaging: Carefully packed to arrive safely
Why Choose Thousand Apologies
- Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
- 95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
- Quality Guarantee: 30-day satisfaction guarantee
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Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste
The Fine Print
- Batch-made in Melbourne
- No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
- Gluten-free and vegan
- Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
