No Regrets Set - All Five flavours
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What's inside (in order of heat level):
Finger Lime x Jalapeño
The feisty Finger Lime x Jalapeño is made with Australian native finger lime for its zing and pepperberry for its umami, then combined with bright jalapeños, slow-cooked onions, and garlic to deliver mild umami goodness. Not your usual jalapeño hot sauce.
Heat Level — Mild
Chillies — Jalapeño
Try it with — Ceviche, tacos, scrambled eggs, cheese boards, salads
Davidson Plum x Habanero
The racy Davidson x Habanero champions Australia's native Davidson plum for a tangy kick, blends it with bold, fruity Habaneros, and rounds it off with ginger and muscovado sugar—delivering hot sauce lovers the perfect balance of pep and flavour.
Heat Level — Medium
Chillies — Habanero
Try it with — Yogurt to make a dip, omelettes, chicken parmas, burgers, dumplings
Kakadu x Jalapeño
Hotter than your usual Jalapeño sauce, this one has aniseed tones. It heroes Kakadu plum and Jalapeño, spiked with some extra hot chillies for a little more kick. Pressed green apple juice makes for a sugar-free alternative, and it's finished with ginger, Vietnamese mint, coriander, and fennel giving the sauce a bright herby tone.
Heat Level — Hot
Chillies — Jalapeño and Extra Hot Chilli Mix
Try it with — Pies, pho, soups, souvlakis, wraps, burgers
Blood Lime x Scorpion
This peppy, smoky sauce channels the essence of a barbecue without sticking to the script. It's built on the bold tang of blood lime and blood orange with a dash of rainforest lychee adding a tamarind tone. A dash of tamari brings a salty depth, while a touch of maple syrup delivers the sweetness you never knew your barbecue sauce was missing—perfect for those seeking something deep and bold.
Heat Level — Very Hot
Chillies — Scorpion
Try it with — Ribs, sandwiches, beans, grilled tofu, marinades, pulled pork
Desert Lime x Carolina
The ouchy Desert Lime x Carolina sauce heroes Australian native desert lime, pepperberry, and the deadly Carolina Reaper. Add organic apple cider vinegar, garlic, and muscovado sugar for a giddy, caramelly flavour bomb.
Heat Level — Super Hot
Chillies — Carolina Reaper
Try it with — Sangas, pies, toasties, swirled through hummus, Pico de Gallo
Ingredients and Allergens
Finger Lime Jalapeño - Mild
Ingredients: Jalapeño (27.5%), White Vinegar, Red Onion, Water, Finger Lime (10.3%), Muscovado Sugar, Salt, Garlic, Pepperberry
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Davidson Plum Habanero - Medium
Ingredients: Davidson Plum (29%), Water, Habanero (12.3%), Muscovado Sugar, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Ginger
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Kakadu Jalapeño - Hot
Ingredients: Cold Pressed Apple Juice, Jalapeño (32%), Water, White Vinegar, Apple Cider Vinegar, Lime Juice, Ginger, Freeze Dried Kakadu Plum (5%), Hot Chilli Mix, Salt, Vietnamese Mint, Fennel Powder
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Blood Lime Scorpion - Very Hot
Ingredients: Cold Pressed Blood Orange Juice, Water, Maple Syrup, Scorpion Chilli (8%), Shallot, Vinegar, Tamari (Soy), Rain Forest Lychee, Blood Lime (3%), Coriander Seeds, Rice
Contains: Soy
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Desert Lime Carolina - Extra Hot
Ingredients: Apple Cider Vinegar, Water, Carolina Reaper (13%), Muscovado Sugar, Desert Lime (4%), Salt, Garlic, Pepperberry
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Awards & Recognition
Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.
Shipping & Delivery
- Reliable & sustainable shipping: Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
- PO Boxes: Sorry, we can't ship to PO boxes
- Transparent Pricing: $9.95 flat rate shipping or FREE on orders $99+
- Track Your Order: Full tracking provided via email
- Secure Packaging: Carefully packed to arrive safely
Why Choose Thousand Apologies
- Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
- 95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
- Quality Guarantee: 30-day satisfaction guarantee
- Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste
The Fine Print
- Batch-made in Melbourne
- No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
- Gluten-free and vegan
- Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide