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  • Thousand Apologies No Regrets Set with five hot sauces from mild to extra hot, arranged with branded packaging.
  • No Regrets Set - Five flavours - Thousand Apologies,
  • No Regrets Set - Five flavours - Thousand Apologies,
  • Hot sauce collection with five award-winning flavours. Mild to extreme heat.

No Regrets Set - Five flavours

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A thousand regrets, but this one won't be one. Five sauces in a box, mild to extra hot, so you can taste your way to a favourite instead of gambling on one bottle and pretending you chose well.

Flavour comes first, the heat sneaks up behind it, which is how people who don't even like hot sauce end up rationing this one. All small-batch, Melbourne-made, and quietly award-winning, not that we'd bring it up unprompted.

Buy it for yourself, or be the friend who turns up with the good stuff and says nothing. And when you've somehow finished all five, there's a subscription for that.

What's inside (in order of heat level):

Finger Lime x Jalapeño

The feisty Finger Lime x Jalapeño is made with Australian native finger lime for its zing and pepperberry for its umami, then combined with bright jalapeños, slow-cooked onions, and garlic to deliver mild umami goodness. Not your usual jalapeño hot sauce.

Heat Level: Mild
Chillies: Jalapeño
Try it with: Ceviche, tacos, scrambled eggs, cheese boards, salads


Davidson Plum x Habanero

The racy Davidson x Habanero champions Australia's native Davidson plum for a tangy kick, blends it with bold, fruity Habaneros, and rounds it off with ginger and muscovado sugar, delivering hot sauce lovers the perfect balance of pep and flavour.

Heat Level: Medium
Chillies: Habanero
Try it with: Yogurt to make a dip, omelettes, chicken parmas, burgers, dumplings


Kakadu x Jalapeño

Hotter than your usual Jalapeño sauce, this one has aniseed tones. It heroes Kakadu plum and Jalapeño, spiked with some extra hot chillies for a little more kick. Pressed green apple juice makes for a sugar-free alternative, and it's finished with ginger, Vietnamese mint, coriander, and fennel giving the sauce a bright herby tone.

Heat Level: Hot
Chillies: Jalapeño and Extra Hot Chilli Mix
Try it with: Pies, pho, soups, souvlakis, wraps, burgers


Blood Lime x Scorpion

This peppy, smoky sauce channels the essence of a barbecue without sticking to the script. It's built on the bold tang of blood lime and blood orange with a dash of rainforest lychee adding a tamarind tone. A dash of tamari brings a salty depth, while a touch of maple syrup delivers the sweetness you never knew your barbecue sauce was missing. Perfect for those seeking something deep and bold.

Heat Level: Very Hot
Chillies: Scorpion
Try it with: Ribs, sandwiches, beans, grilled tofu, marinades, pulled pork


Desert Lime x Carolina

The ouchy Desert Lime x Carolina sauce heroes Australian native desert lime, pepperberry, and the deadly Carolina Reaper. Add organic apple cider vinegar, garlic, and muscovado sugar for a giddy, caramelly flavour bomb.

Heat Level: Super Hot
Chillies: Carolina Reaper
Try it with: Sangas, pies, toasties, swirled through hummus, Pico de Gallo

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Ingredients and Allergens

Finger Lime Jalapeño - Mild

Ingredients: Jalapeño (27.5%), White Vinegar, Red Onion, Water, Finger Lime (10.3%), Muscovado Sugar, Salt, Garlic, Pepperberry

May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk


Davidson Plum Habanero - Medium

Ingredients: Davidson Plum (29%), Water, Habanero (12.3%), Muscovado Sugar, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Ginger

May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk


Kakadu Jalapeño - Hot

Ingredients: Cold Pressed Apple Juice, Jalapeño (32%), Water, White Vinegar, Apple Cider Vinegar, Lime Juice, Ginger, Freeze Dried Kakadu Plum (5%), Hot Chilli Mix, Salt, Vietnamese Mint, Fennel Powder

May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk


Blood Lime Scorpion - Very Hot

Ingredients: Cold Pressed Blood Orange Juice, Water, Maple Syrup, Scorpion Chilli (8%), Shallot, Vinegar, Tamari (Soy), Rain Forest Lychee, Blood Lime (3%), Coriander Seeds, Rice

Contains: Soy

May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk


Desert Lime Carolina - Extra Hot

Ingredients: Apple Cider Vinegar, Water, Carolina Reaper (13%), Muscovado Sugar, Desert Lime (4%), Salt, Garlic, Pepperberry

May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk

Awards & Recognition

Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.

Shipping & Delivery
  • Reliable & sustainable shipping: Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
  • PO Boxes: Sorry, we can't ship to PO boxes
  • Transparent Pricing: $6.95 flat rate shipping or FREE on orders $65+
  • Track Your Order: Full tracking provided via email
  • Secure Packaging: Carefully packed to arrive safely
Why Choose Thousand Apologies
  • Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
  • 95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
  • Quality Guarantee: 30-day satisfaction guarantee
  • Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste
The Fine Print
  • Batch-made in Melbourne
  • No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
  • Gluten-free and vegan
  • Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide

Free shipping on all orders over $65
Melbourne Royal Australian Food Awards 2025 Gold medal
Sydney Royal Fine Food Show 2024 Bronze medal
The Flave Awards winner
Sustainability Award winner 2025
Sustainability Award winner 2025, Editor's Choice
Agda design awards logo in blue
HOT THING FOR COOL PEOPLE
  • Made with Australian native ingredients

    Good Local Ingredients

    Crafted with locally sourced Australian ingredients—except for Tamari and Maple syrup, because we don't make these here in Australia.

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  • Made with Australian native ingredients

    Good Australian Natives

    All our sauces are made with Australian native ingredients, celebrating and supporting our country's Indigenous heritage.

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  • Circular, refillable and recyclable packaging

    Good for the planet

    Circular and zero-waste: sustainable packaging that champions recycling and reuse and we even won an award for it —Sustainable Business 2024.

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  • Giving back: $1 from every bottle donated to charity

    Good for everyone

    Every month we donate $1 from every bottle sold to a charity we believe in.

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