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Thousand Apologies started in a kitchen with an escalating collection of bottles and a growing demand for more. What began as cooking for friends quickly turned into something slightly bigger. A small obsession with flavour has a way of doing that.
The sauces were always meant for the table. Passed around, added mid-meal, occasionally carried somewhere “just in case”.
The merch came later.
A few things we wanted to wear ourselves. Pieces for people who believe good food deserves good design. Nothing loud, nothing gimmicky. Just the occasional quiet signal to others who take flavour a little too seriously.
If you know, you know.
Is there anyone out there who doesn’t love a spiced marg? Doubt it. But let’s raise the stakes. What’s better than a spicy marg? Double the spicy marg. Enter, the Finger Lime x Jalapeño—tequila-filled glass just the righ amount of sting. Even the salt rim shows up swinging. No afterthoughts here. It slaps.
The kind of canapé that makes you look wildly impressive, with minimal actual effort. A crispy base, a zesty hit of tuna, and just enough garnish to make people think you know what you’re doing. They're quick to prep, easy to plate, and guaranteed to vanish in minutes. Fancy without the faff.