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Hot Trois – Three Hot Flavours
"Boom. All 5! Flavour overrides the heat in each of the 5. (Huge warning for the hottest DesertLime). These sauces are totally unique & amazing so I’m working on incorporating them into different dishes at the moment.. a work in progress."
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Perfect for those dipping their toes into the world of Thousand Apologies: it hits all the right notes for you aficionados and chilli addicts. Like dating—start gentle, work your way up, find your perfect match.
What's Inside (in order of heat level)
🌶️🌶️🌶️ Kakadu x Jalapeno (Hot)
Combined with jalapeños and a little extra hot chilli to make it more interesting. This one is bright and super herby. It's the kind of sophisticated spice that makes you feel worldly just eating it.
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Blood Lime x Scorpion (Hotter)
Blood lime brings a deep, smokey and citrus intensity—think regular lime's mysterious older sibling who reads poetry and wears black. The scorpion pepper delivers heat that builds fast, like realising you're falling for someone completely wrong for you but it's too late.
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Desert Lime x Carolina (Extra Hot)
The intense one. Australian native desert lime for earthy citrus, aromatic pepperberry, and the fiery Carolina Reaper. Caramelly flavour first, heat follows. It's a creeper.
Awards & Recognition
Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.
Shipping & Delivery
- Reliable & sustainable shipping: Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
- PO Boxes: Sorry, we can't ship to PO boxes
- Transparent Pricing: $9.95 flat rate shipping or FREE on orders $80+
- Track Your Order: Full tracking provided via email
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Secure Packaging: Carefully packed to arrive safely
Why Choose Thousand Apologies
- Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
- 95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
- Quality Guarantee: 30-day satisfaction guarantee
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Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste
The Fine Print
- Batch-made in Melbourne
- No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
- Gluten-free and vegan
- Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
Award Winning Hot Sauces
Good Local Ingredients
Crafted with locally sourced Australian ingredients—except for Tamari and Maple syrup, because we don't make these here in Australia.
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Good Australian Natives
All our sauces are made with Australian native ingredients, celebrating and supporting our country's Indigenous heritage.
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Good for the planet
Circular and zero-waste: sustainable packaging that champions recycling and reuse and we even won an award for it —Sustainable Business 2024.
Good for everyone
Every month we donate $1 from every bottle sold to a charity we believe in.