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Hot Trois – Three Hot Flavours
$42.00
Flat rate shipping $6.95, free for orders $65+
Happiness Guarantee: Love it or your money back. No questions asked
No time for mild? Fair. Hot Trois skips the shallow end entirely: Kakadu Jalapeño, Blood Lime Scorpion and Desert Lime Carolina, our three hottest, in one box.
The order matters. Kakadu opens bright and herby, the Scorpion arrives with real, lingering fire, and the Carolina finishes what you started. And no matter the heat level, flavour leads. House rule, no exemptions at the top of the ladder. Native Australian ingredients do the heavy lifting while the heat builds without flattening the meal.
You've met "extra hot" sauces that were all label and no follow-through. These aren't that. Small batches, Melbourne-made, and a Melbourne Royal Gold in the box if you need receipts.
What's Inside (in order of heat level)
🌶️🌶️🌶️ Kakadu x Jalapeno (Hot)
Combined with jalapeños and a little extra hot chilli to make it more interesting. This one is bright and super herby. It's the kind of sophisticated spice that makes you feel worldly just eating it.
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Blood Lime x Scorpion (Hotter)
Blood lime brings a deep, smokey and citrus intensity. Think regular lime's mysterious older sibling who reads poetry and wears black. The scorpion pepper delivers heat that builds fast, like realising you're falling for someone completely wrong for you but it's too late.
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Desert Lime x Carolina (Extra Hot)
The intense one. Australian native desert lime for earthy citrus, aromatic pepperberry, and the fiery Carolina Reaper. Caramelly flavour first, heat follows. It's a creeper.
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Want the more? Try our No Regrets Set with all five sauces from mild to extra hot.
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Awards & Recognition
Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.
Shipping & Delivery
- Reliable & sustainable shipping: Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
- PO Boxes: Sorry, we can't ship to PO boxes
- Transparent Pricing: $6.95 flat rate shipping or FREE on orders $65+
- Track Your Order: Full tracking provided via email
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Secure Packaging: Carefully packed to arrive safely
Why Choose Thousand Apologies
- Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
- 95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
- Quality Guarantee: 30-day satisfaction guarantee
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Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste
The Fine Print
- Batch-made in Melbourne
- No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
- Gluten-free and vegan
- Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
Good Local Ingredients
Crafted with locally sourced Australian ingredients—except for Tamari and Maple syrup, because we don't make these here in Australia.
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Good Australian Natives
All our sauces are made with Australian native ingredients, celebrating and supporting our country's Indigenous heritage.
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Good for the planet
Circular and zero-waste: sustainable packaging that champions recycling and reuse and we even won an award for it —Sustainable Business 2024.
Good for everyone
Each month, for one week, we donate $1 from every bottle sold to a charity we believe in.