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Regret Me Not – Three wild flavours
"Boom. All 5! Flavour overrides the heat in each of the 5. (Huge warning for the hottest DesertLime). These sauces are totally unique & amazing so I’m working on incorporating them into different dishes at the moment.. a work in progress."
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Perfect for those dipping their toes into the world of Thousand Apologies: it hits all the right notes for you aficionados and chilli addicts. Like dating—start gentle, work your way up, find your perfect match.
What's Inside (in order of heat level):
🌶️ Finger Lime Jalapeño (Mild)
The feisty one that's surprisingly kind. Australian native finger lime for zing, pepperberry for umami, bright jalapeños, slow-cooked onions and garlic. Not your usual jalapeño hot sauce.
🌶️🌶️ Wattleseed Coffee Habanero
Earthy wattleseed brings the nutty complexity, while coffee notes add depth without the jitters. Habanero delivers the heat that builds beautifully, and raspberry sneaks in with that "wait, what was that?" moment of unexpected sweetness.
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Blood Lime Scorpion (Hottt)
Blood lime brings a deep, smokey and citrus intensity—think regular lime's mysterious older sibling who reads poetry and wears black. The scorpion pepper delivers heat that builds fast, like realising you're falling for someone completely wrong for you but it's too late.
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Ingredients and Allergens
Finger Lime Jalapeño - Mild
Ingredients: Jalapeño (27.5%), White Vinegar, Red Onion, Water, Finger Lime (10.3%), Muscovado Sugar, Salt, Garlic, Pepperberry
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Davidson Plum Habanero - Medium
Ingredients: Davidson Plum (29%), Water, Habanero (12.3%), Muscovado Sugar, Apple Cider Vinegar, Salt, Ginger
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Desert Lime Carolina - Extra Hot
Ingredients: Apple Cider Vinegar, Water, Carolina Reaper (13%), Muscovado Sugar, Desert Lime (4%), Salt, Garlic, Pepperberry
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Awards & Recognition
Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.
Shipping & Delivery
- Reliable & sustainable shipping: Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
- PO Boxes: Sorry, we can't ship to PO boxes
- Transparent Pricing: $9.95 flat rate shipping or FREE on orders $99+
- Track Your Order: Full tracking provided via email
- Secure Packaging: Carefully packed to arrive safely
Why Choose Thousand Apologies
- Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
- 95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
- Quality Guarantee: 30-day satisfaction guarantee
- Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste
The Fine Print
- Batch-made in Melbourne
- No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
- Gluten-free and vegan
- Ships within 24 hours Australia-wide
Award Winning Hot Sauces
Good Local Ingredients
Crafted with locally sourced Australian ingredients—except for Tamari and Maple syrup, because we don't make these here in Australia.
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Good Australian Natives
All our sauces are made with Australian native ingredients, celebrating and supporting our country's Indigenous heritage.
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Good for the planet
Circular and zero-waste: sustainable packaging that champions recycling and reuse and we even won an award for it —Sustainable Business 2024.
Good for everyone
Every month we donate $1 from every bottle sold to a charity we believe in.